So, now that you have seen, above how I am Enlightened Being, it should be obvious to the meanest intellegence that I have all the answers to Life, the Universe, and Everything(1) (2).
1. Having read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, a trilogy in four books, by Doug Adams.
2. As Everyone Knows (tm), the answer is 42, and the question is, of course, what's 6 times 9. Now, this is, indeed, true...in base 13. Since we mundanely don't use base 13, this explains why everything is screwed up (3).
3. Of course, since neoPagans, Occult
Masters, and such low-lives like the number 13, it follows that we're
closer to having it Right than the rest of you (4).
4. By the bye, anyone know where I can buy bandages in quantity? I
seem to keep hitting my nose on the ceiling....